Wednesday, September 01, 2004

The Albian Who's Who: Dumazd Dumazi

Former Shadow Home Minister and once seen as the most likely candidate to become leader of the Nyesti Party following the departure of Zavlov Nizder.

A former member of Albia's reserve special services (the AZZ) and thus able to break a human neck with his bare hands but only at weekends, Mr Dumazi - while not generally seen as the brightest glass in the dishwasher - was once a favourite with his party's "grass-roots" membership, although given that the average member of the Nyesti grass-roots is a 112-year-old, xenophobic, pro-hanging-and-flogging male presently seated in his hall with a shotgun ready to shoot the first burglar he can find in the back, this may not necessarily be a good thing.

Shortly after the loss of the leadership battle to Bambi Nottinill, Mr Dumazi stepped down as a BG and fought a byelection to protest at the increasing infringement of individual freedom by the Albian State. Mr Dumazi was swiftly returned to the Grevvitren with a large majority, although he is currently understood to be being held in a secure black-ops site by SM5, under round-the-clock surveillance.

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